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09 August 2006 @ 12:13 am
you know how I know you're gay???  
Fragments of Awesome:

"Oh Sweeney, your wife was so not blonde and pale. She is totally Italian."

...

"Sweeney only dates blondes."
"So his wife like, dyed her hair and powdered her skin. And somehow it seeped into her child."
"Johanna was like a DNA mistake. She's a mutant!"
"Yes!"
"Her powers are playing the cello and flying."

"Alex is the Judge! BECAUSE HE LUSTS AFTER IZZIE."
"Perfect. Isn't Izzie Johanna?"
"Izzie is the beggar woman! The Judge lusted after Sweeney's wife too. The Judge lusts after everyone. The Judge would even put it in Patti LuPone."
"..."
"SAY "PUT IT IN PATTI LUPONE" AGAIN SHAE."
"Put it in Patti LuPone!"
"That is my new eljay subtitle."

"Addison would be Pirelli."
"She would be so adorable!"
"She would have little braids! And play the accordian. And she would get to bitch slap George."
"Which she does already."

"Every time we try to talk about mutants the phone dies."
 
 
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