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I... don't even know. I hope it cheers up your psych notes, though, babe.
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Current Mood: crazycrazy
 
 
20 February 2006 @ 02:38 am
"Shae, your friends are awesome and win at life. Mine just eat pretzels and don't talk."

Mel, I think that was the most incredible thing you've ever said.
 
 
20 January 2006 @ 10:06 pm
"Rent is not a movie, Rent is a life force."

"Shae, I have to ask you, why am I looking at Anthony's IMDb profile?"
"Mel, I honestly don't know."
"What's this new movie he's in? This fish thing? 'Set entirely on the bank of a secluded mountain lake, the riveting story begins when two office workers...' are what, gay? Probably. I'm betting you right here that this summary's going to say something about gay. '...from the city are the first to arrive on a company fishing trip. But when only one other person shows up, suspicions and accusations lead to confrontation and turmoil. Adapted from a stage play by the same title, this suspenseful drama reveals the opportunities lost and taken in the lives of three young men. SCARING THE FISH is a fascinating, tension-filled story that will captivate viewers from its gripping characters to its thought-provoking conclusion. And Anthony's legs.' No, I'm kidding, the leg thing was made up."
"It's like that icon that that person has, where Anthony is talking about doing drag for life. No, for Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and he's like, 'I wore panties and shaved and everything. It's really fun putting your legs in pants after you shave. It's like this weird, smooth sensation.'"
"Oh god, Shae. I forgot you even told me about that. My subconcious is speaking to me through my words. Anthony, why do you love your legs so much?"
(pause)
"Dude, there's like, 3 people in this whole movie. What the crap, Anthony."


"Now I'm looking at Michelle Feder-- crap, I nearly just typed Federerererer-- r's thingy."
(long pause)
"OH MY GOD SHAE, SHE'S FROM OHIO. MICHELLE IS THE BOY FROM OHIO."

"Justine is the only person who really loves Anthony Rapp. Besides Michelle and the boy from Ohio."
"But really, Michelle and Norbert are totally BFF in really life. He thanked her when he won his Tony. For like, existing."
"Aaaah, Shae, they completely had BFF sleepovers at the Gershwin. Because Michelle, like, lives there. They should spend A Summer In Ohio together. Being fake lovers."

"Shae, I love how you remember every conversation we ever have. You're like that guy... who remembers everything... that mummy guy! I have no idea what I'm saying."

"What's the thing for the second anniversary? Like, first is paper."
"I don' know, but I'm looking it up, because I'm actually going to get you something. Why are we married, Mel?"
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: A Summer in Ohio
 
 
03 January 2006 @ 09:22 pm
"Shae, I think you misunderstood me last time. I meant that the girl who talks to shit's character's name was Jay."
(there is a pause)
"Wow, that is a dyke name."

"I'm sad, 'cause Michelle Federerererererer's leaving Broadway, and I'll never have gotten to see her! She's like, the icon of the show. I thought she was still gonna be Nessa when she was grey. It's depressing."
"I know, what will she ever do without the show? She'll get, like, really depressed. Oh my god, she's gonna become best friends with Anthony, isn't she? Shae, we have to have an intervention or something! She can't be BFF with Anthony, he'll make her sit around all day in her bathrobe!"
"Replying anonymously to bad Wicked reviews!"
"Oh my god, they're gonna be totally BFF! Why, Shae, why?!"

"MEL, OH MY GOD, YOUR GAY FRESHMAN FRIEND IS THE BOY FROM OHIO."
(crazy laughter)
"Ask him if he's from Ohio. No, seriously, do it. Just, nonchalant."
"Like, 'Hey, kid, ever been to OHIO?!?!'"
"...Sure!"

"No, really, he's so gay that if you're within a two foot radius of him, a little bit of gay rubs off on you... Which might explain me. BUT HE WON'T STOP FLIRTING WITH ME. WHY?!"

"[So tell me. About Wonderfalls. 'Cause it actually sounds good, especially with Tracie being the wisecrackin' best friend and all.]" (Paraphrased, for sanity's sake. Does sanity really have a sake with us, though? It's something to ponder.)
"Well, there's this one scene, where Jay's a bitch, and her mom's making pancakes, and she's like, all WASP-y, and 'Jay, have some pancakes.' And Jay's like, 'No, fool.' But then her little china figurine who's totally her lover is like 'Have some pancakes, dumbass.' And Jay totally has pancakes."
"...Sounds Klassy!"

"Joa-- OH MY GOD-- Tracie's character always tells Jay she's a bitch, too. She's like, 'Wow, you're a bitch.'"
"Mel, what is Tracie's character's name? So, you know, we stop calling her Joanne."
"... Mahondra. What. The Fuck. Tracie, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!"

Ahhhhh, Mel. Why do we exist?
 
 
Current Mood: crazyJesus Christ, we're insane.
Current Music: MoJo Mix
 
 
27 December 2005 @ 10:18 pm
"Oh my god, oh my god, Shae, Glinda's like, 'My Elphie's broom!'. And then she just starts crying."
"They are so incredibly gay."
"I KNOW."

"And Gregory McGuire is so gay, and keeps talking about how sparkly and stuff Glinda is. He'll be all 'Glinda had a diamond tiara in her hair. And her dress was covered in blue sapphires. Her dress was blue and sparkly and so, so shiny.'"
"Oh, Gregory McGuire, you live on a farm."
"And his bio says, 'McGuire lives in Vermont with his family.' If by family you mean boyfriend and eight cats. Oops, sorry, husband."
"Gregory McGuire, why do you live?"

"Tracie Thoms likes life."
::long pause::
"God, she's such a Renthead!"

"I love Tracie Thoms more than bread."

"So, I was watching the gay channel. Because... somehow... that always seems to happen. Anyway, Wonderfalls was on, you know, that show where Tracie Thoms is the wisecracking best friend."
"Tracie Thoms is always the wisecracking best friend!"
"I know, seriously. Anyway, she and the main character, who, like, talks to inanimate objects, are totally Maureen and Joanne. Except not. And there was this one time when Tracie Thoms was crying about this woman who died, and I never figured out why."
"Are they lesbians?"
"Who?"
"Tracie the wisecracking best friend and the girl who talks to shit."
"No. Well, they're not supposed to be. There's this intricate plot where... there's this guy... and he likes one of them... but she doesn't, and the other one does... Maybe? Ah, what the hell, I have no idea. They're just going to end up gay anyway."
"What guy?"
"His name is Jay. That's such a dyke name."
"What the hell? Jay is a guy's name."
"...I don't know. I think he's a girl."

"Oh my god, I can't wait for that new Anne Hathaway movie where Tracie Thoms is the wisecracking best friend. Again."
"Always, Shae, always. She's like, 'I went to Julliard for this?!'."

Mel, our moodtheme should be default crazy.
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Chrismas bells
 
 
 
25 December 2005 @ 09:16 pm
First off...

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Anthony Rapp, why. Why do you exist. I don't know.

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The most beautiful picture of Tracie I've seen. As you can tell by my icon, I love it.

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Haha, I love this picture. I have no fucking clue what Rosario and Tracie are doing with their feet, and I suppose we'll never know.

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Again, Anthony. Why.

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Roger is angsty and special, Mel. He drinks his coffee by the window. ALONE.

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I love me some Mo.

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Idina in a red tango dress has GOT to be the most godly thing on this good green earth. I just kindof dribble at her lower body (and the rest of her body) through this entire scene.

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Mel, what does this picture make YOU think of?

And lastly, our favorite bohemians...

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Tracie... has her hand on her ass. That shouldn't be hot, but it is, Mel, it is. Wilson, you know you're #1. Flaunt it, baby.

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How we love them.

Merry Yule, baby. Call me later. Number should be in your inbox.
 
 
Current Mood: amusedalive
Current Music: Erev Shel Shoshanim stuck on a loop in my head.
 
 
22 December 2005 @ 09:13 pm
"My mom gave me an IOU for Anthony Rapp's book. I, like, fell off the couch."
"Because you know it's just going to me a collection of correspondence transcripts between him and the boy from Ohio."

--

"So yeah, this whole Rent thing was definitely a revival for us."
"Why, did we really need a revival?"
"...No, we were just running out of things to make fun of Tori Amos for."
"Even the freaking Bitchlist is funning out of things to make fun of."
"It's because she's disappeared."
"I know, she's just secluded in her castle in Wales."
"With Tash."
"She's reading her Wicked."
"YES."
"And she's all, 'OMG, Tash, Liir totally represents the archetype for the patriarchy...etc.'"
"YES."

--

"AHH, SHAE, Liir is the boy from Ohio!"
"Oh, lord, he is."
"FANDOM CROSSOVER WHAT."

--

"If there really was a boy from Ohio, I would pee."
"Anthony Rapp's friend who died of AIDS cancer should be from Ohio."
"I know, really."

--

"My sister and I decided that Madam Morrible is really RuPaul."
"Totally. In Oklahoma, with the Wizard, I mean Joel Grey."
"And Cheno."
"Oh my god, I really want to hug Joel Grey!"
"Me too! I told my dance teacher that I would marry him, and she gave me a really funny look. Which, you know, I just don't understand. Except that he is, like, eighty. And just a bit wrinkled."
"But still."
"I know, he's a song-and-dance man! What a catch."


Mel. We should be holy.
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Celtic Christmas music